Facebook.

Hi guise, are y'all ready for another ranty blog? no? I'm going to do it anyway.
So, Facebook, you've got your memes, your groups, your games, statuses, chat, advertisements, casual sex videos and now and then you get the 'Attention Whores'. So, over the last month or so, I've been going on Facebook and I open it in a tab and just leave it there, I barely use it for anything productive, but when I scroll down the main wall, all I see is 'R.I.P, 2 months today, you're with the angels now' or 'It's my body, I'll do what I want with it' followed by a video of some girl doing sexual things. Annoyingggggggg.

So, where do I begin. Might have to make little sections for each rant. I do apologise deeply for it.

Sexual Videos- So, I'm not sure if it the new 'Turban' 'Cat meme' 'Sloth' theme of the year, but all these girls are attention whoring all over Facebook posting videos of them doing sexual acts and there captions normally go somewhat like 'It's my body, I'll treat it how I want' NO! You utter piece of filth. Go attention whore on a porn site. The videos get around 20,000- 40,000 likes and then in the comments there is a lot of 'Ew that is disgusting' and then others like 'She's just being herself, stop the hate'. I'll stop the hate when she stops attention whoring.

 It happens on Pictures, you get girls who take a perfectly normal picture and then caption 'I look so ugly but I love me' and then all the people like it and comment 'Oh you're so beautiful bbygurl' and then she'll comment 'Aww thankyou but I'm really not, you are' Like hell. You know she's ugly and you still call her beautiful. God they annoy me. Then you get guys *Takes picture and doesn't caption* but they don't attention whore. GIRLS YOU SUCK, WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP AND COMPLAIN YOUR UGLY. Maybe chill on the nutella and your face might look decent.

 And then getting half naked on pictures because you want likes, you do realise that guys want to tap you because of your body, your ugly personality has no contribution.

R.I.P- Another thing that annoys me, someone dies and then for the next week it's just 'R.I.P'. No offence ladies and gents, but it's a social networking site, NOT A GRAVEYARD. I personally don't care if 'Susan' has died, and posting about her death all over Facebook isn't going to bring her back or honour her memory, so stop attention seeking.

 I might hate people saying R.I.P all the time, but it gets worse, it's gotten to the point where people give how many days it's been, post pictures of them with that person which is normally to get attention. If I had a pound for everyone who slagged someone off and then the person dies and they act like they were best friends... I'd seriously be rolling in it.

I have people on my Facebook who post statuses about people who died like 11 years ago and it's like '7 years today, Miss you and you'll never be forgotten' SHUT UP, NO ONE CARES. ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS SLOTH MEMES.

 Facebook needs to sort out its priorities, it wants people to connect but on your average Friday night, get some popcorn and a few drinks and watch the arguments start. Or for all you guys that want 'Some' go through some videos of these girls doing what they want with their bodies. And you might as well make an app for writing out messages on cartoon gravestones, seems like the whole idea of mourning at a graveyard is pointless now. You could make some money out of it. Seriously.