Liverpool BABY...

She was stood in a dark alley way, jeans torn and worn out from the chase, she had reached a dead end… Soon the three men that were chasing her would catch up, and it would be the end for all that she loved and knew. The footsteps gradually became louder, and which each step that pounded on the moonlit floor she knew she was trapped. ‘Why did I come here, to Liverpool’? She turned to face the opening to see the three shadowy figures inching towards her, her heart raced ‘It can’t end, not here… Not here’ she thought to herself. She closed her eyes tight shut, she knew what would happen next, she could imagine the reports of her mangled body the day later ‘Girl 18, ripped from limb to limb and left dead in an alleyway in Kirkby’ she took one final breath and then there was nothing, one of the men took her by the hair and pushed her int- OH WAIT. THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

 Sorry about the intro, it just seemed necessary considering Liverpool’s stigma with violence, and I also heard that Kirkby was a violent place. I have to tell you guys, it did not live up too it’s potential. THERE WAS NO VIOLENCE…. BUT I COME BACK TO BOLTON TO FIND SOMEONE WAS MAULED TO DEATH BY DOGS. And IF you thought Liverpool was a violent place, then honey, you’re in the wrong town.

 So, last weekend I went to Kirkby… As you can probably tell. And I have to admit, I had fun. I mean, it’s not as far as I thought for one, and for two, it’s nicer than people have been telling me. It’s quiet… It has cute citizens that talk to me and I sit/stand there like ‘WTF DID HE/SHE JUST SAY?’ But overall I enjoyed it and gave it a 10/10. BUT, NOW HERES THE THING, when I went there, I saw a maximum of 16 pigeons… I’ve come to the conclusion that pigeons only breed in my town. Seriously, hundreds of them here. Creeping on you whilst you shower, eat out, eat in, watching T.V, Strolling around the park… So on and so forth. ;]

So, I went to meet a friend [I say friend, but I think we’re more than that… Personally]. Which friend do you ask????? Well, his name is Liam, he is like ultra tall, ultra strong, and ultra cute… Especially when he wears jumpers. No really, he is strong, he can put Lucyfer to shame, but he won’t because he knows what’s good for him ;P

 It was Friday, he came down, we went to Botany Bay, we made a fort, played a few games, watched ‘The haunting’ good film the first time round but the second time around.. It was just… HILARIOUS. And then we both sat on my kitchen floor drinking Hot Chocolate. YOLO. Bet none of you guys are hard core enough to do any of that.

 Then Saturday came, it was time to go to Liverpool. He only came down for me on Friday because I’d end up dying on a train. What a gentlemen, he also likes to spoils me. BLEH. I HATE IT. But yeah, he is amazing. We played that ‘4 pics 1 word’ thing, and because of all the Facebook posts, we practically knew the answers. But we never completed it ;[ Maybe next time…

 I think we watched the Shining too, and I was finding it so hard to stay awake, but I still did anyway, honestly... I don’t know what got into me, but over the weekend I was almost passing out at like 11. -.-

 AND THEN HE WENT AND GOT HIMSELF ILL. And now I’m ill. BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT IT WAS TOTALLLLLYYY WORTHHHH IT……

 Oooh, we went to Superdrug and he asked the woman if it was okay to mix a full box of Lemsips in one cup and drink it. I WAS CONTAINING MY LAUGTER. He is so cute yet so…. Stupid. [I joke, you know I love you]

 And like I’m skipping it all now, because there is too much to talk about and what happened in Kirkby stays in Kirkby and all that, but leaving was the most emotional thing ever. I WAS IN TEARS. I didn’t want to leave, it felt like I was in one of those romance films and I was being torn away from my true love. IT FELT AWFUL. I can only hope that it gets easier saying goodbye, if not then well. I’m screwed.

 

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this blog, you probably didn’t other than the opening section which took me a good 5 minutes to do. So enjoy the rest of your week and adios.

Wigs Glorious Wigs!

 I don't care for blogging today, so here are some wigs I found funny. ENJOY.

 

Well, thats it for today. Have fun. Be fruitful. And go on and so forth!!! :)

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My 18th!!!

 

So guys! Saturday night was my birthday and that means PARTAYYY! So this blog will contain happiness and some depressive parts! Let’s get the good parts out of the way first.

 

 

 

So the guy with me on the picture above.. That's Liam, a.k.a JeckL. Yeah, he came from Liverpool to see me and is like the coolest person ever. He also never smiles so I won on this picture!

Now, you might be feeling a Twilight Vibe from this picture but no... The lime in my hands happens to be our child and I wanted a cool picture with it (Don't ask, I have a son called 'Limey' get over it)

Now for Heather, this is my bezzie, partner in crime and one cray cray woman! She just sits around as you do and complains now and again, also plays Sims a lot.

Now for the good parts, so me and Liam got into a little misunderstanding.. The pillows came and he hit me rather hard in the face with it, pushed me back into the couch and then let go realising I had makeup on. So after he removed the pillow I was thinking 'Ow my nose' turns out he'd only gone and given me a nosebleed, but instead of helping me with it, he stood there and took a picture of me. Blood+White dress+Fresh makeup= BAD MIX. PUT THE CAMERA AWAY STUPID.

Now to the party... So the little kid in the shot was dancing and he was pretty awesome at it might I say! And my dad kept taking pictures of me dancing like 'OMG YOU KEEP MOVING' Ummm dad? that's the point of dancing.

 

So here, Liam tried to take a group picture of us all sat at the table, it failed because few people looked and I'm in the corner like 'ALCOHOLLLL!!!' I'm sorry you fail so bad, Liam ;____;

More pictures, this is Darcie. She was extra tall that night, she wore these really big shoes. D;;;;

Ooooh, so I got home after the party and some guy was really drunk doing crazy stuff, he had me in tears. The place where I had my makeup done should consider getting waterproof mascara.

Yeah, when in doubt.... go to the takeaway in your formal wear!

The 2nd person on the picture, that's Grant. He was off his head and was just completely out of it, he was opening all my cards, putting on my mums slippers. HE WAS HILARIOUS.

The morning after. You'd think I'd have a hangover. Oh no. I turned into a bandit.

 

 

Now for the negative stuff!

So, I have this ex.. Damon is his name. And I invited him to my party, and he came with his cousin, and whilst I was dancing, my sister came over to me and said 'Lucy, will you go have a word with Damon, he says he doesn't like you but he;'s actually in love with you' and I'm like annoyed because I was having fun dancing! but I still went over and sat with him, HE WAS CRYING. Now, I wanted to tell him to grow a pair but I felt bad that he was crying, so I just sat there like 'This is awkward' and he went all soppy on me 'But I love you...' and 'I want you...' DUDE. I BROKE UP WITH YOU FOR A REASON, AND NOW YOU TURNED INTO A STALKER. (No seriously, he spent the whole night watching me and got annoyed when Liam got me a chair to play musical chairs :3)

 

So that was mine and Damon's 1st encounter. 1 of 3.

 

So, the second time, I was walking outside I believed and my sister yet again told me to go talk to him, eurgh. So I went outside and there he was alone and he said 'You know what this is about' and I was all like 'So you know what I'm going to say' and he did, but he continued to go on about how he only wanted me and me only, and Grant (He's is also an ex, BUT, he's cool about it) was looking at him with a face of pure anger, and I was trying so hard not to laugh, seriously it was funny, so I told Damon I was going back inside and I did, Grant follows me only to ask if I'm okay and to tell me Damon isn't worth it. xD

 

Encounter 2 of 3

 

Now, last but not least. Finally the lights turned on in the club, it was closing time, and Damon told me to go to his table, so I did, he shouted at me and told me off, and then his cousin Jenna got involved and said 'You broke up with him, so you broke his heart' WTF, WHERE DID THIS ALL COME FROME?! So I said 'This is pathetic' and walked off, got my shoes on, got some keys and went home. HOW DARE DAMON TRY TO RUIN MY PARTY. He spent his entire night trying to get with me, I reject him each time so he gets even more depressed and gets his cousin involved. Seriously. He knows why I never want to get back with him and he should stop trying. ALL NIGHT HE LOOKED LIKE A STALKER, DIDN'T TAKE HIS EYES OFF ME, QUESTIONED ME ABOUT LIAM (Not Like I found that funny, Liam is much better than him) THEN SHOUTED AT ME. To top it off at 1:13 in the morning he sent me a message declaring he never wants anything to do with me again (THATS WHAT I WANT) But the next day he messaged me 'Ignore that, I was drunk' URGH. LEAVE ME ALONE.

 

But, it didn't ruin my night, my night would have been boring without the drama! I think the likes of Grant at my house made the night much more fun. And Liam for almost breaking my nose. I would also like to give Heather a shout out for honouring me with the first dance of the night, even though it didn't go to well.

(I apologise for any typos, I'll correct them tonight!)

Anyways this is me done. BUH BYE!!!! :)

Teenage pregnancy. Eurgh.

So guys, I was sat in the hairdressers on Tuesday and whilst I was waiting for my hair to bleach, I was pondering about life as you do... And I started talking to my friend about teenage pregnancy, now we both have very strong views/opinions on the matter and we were talking about how we'd stop all the bad things in society from happening.

So my main concern is that, I'll be Facebook scrolling down my page and all the posts I see are like 'New born baby’, ‘My baby', 'I'm pregnant', 'Girl with baby', 'New born in hospital', 'Picture of girls stomach' and occasionally there’s a few cats on there too. And I noticed over the last year that a few people I knew where getting pregnant and some of them had just had children, and I'm not joking when I say, every couple of posts it's someone talking about their baby or maybe a picture of a baby.

*Insert Jeremy Kyle’s voice* 'Stick something on the end of it'

*Insert Ranty Lucy* 'You can get contraceptives for free anywhere'

In my own personal opinion, it's going too far, I mean isn't underage sex illegal? And if so, haven't people clocked on that these 13-15 year olds getting pregnant might actually be breaking the law... But the law being the law won't do anything because it becomes too complicated, and they'd say it would be to stop adults having sex with underage teenagers. Prosecution... More like prostitution.

Seriously guys, teenage pregnancy is becoming too mainstream and the law is becoming too weak, this would never have happened in the 1940's. Back in those times it was frowned upon and now with the chav culture and gang culture it's seen as cool. And then that child will be socialised to be just like them. YAY. More idiots.

I would seriously have dumb people and people with low IQ's shipped off to another country. Stupid people should not breed. And yes, I am comparing them to animals. They must be if the pregnancy ratio is so high.

Then we have the whole 'Who done it' factor... Half of these teens don't even know who the dad is half the time. In fact I know someone who got pregnant and there were 4 possible contenders for fathers, and then she went on an alcohol binge and drunk her baby to death. (Nice Morals, her parents must be so proud).

Speaking of parents, why don't they enforce these rules, what happened to discipline? Are they too scared that their child might leave them or run away. THEY DESERVE IT.

You can't go anywhere without seeing someone pushing a pram or with a baby, my media teacher is always saying that she goes into town and see's all these young teenagers with babies and it shocks her. I agree.

I think that the benefits for having children are too generous, all the things you can get for being pregnant, it needs to be stopped, it just offers perverse incentives for irresponsible behaviour. And the fact that underage sex is illegal yet happens just proves how bad the law is, it wouldn't be accepted 60 years ago, it'd be classed as a burden, you'd be cast out from society and now look at it, everyone’s having children left, right and centre. It is vile.

My conclusion is basically that teenage pregnancy is vile, if you can't afford a child then go find some contraceptives. Basically it's too mainstream and is the breaking down of society.

I am out.
I look forward to complaining more next week and if I offended you then it was at your own risk.
Adios.

Changing my blog.

So normally I'm all happy and review films, but I'm deciding to take a more serious view on here and blog abour problems of the world and all that. So I would like to say before I continue that if you get offended easily you shouldn't read this blog and should just leave.

See you around.