Just here to complain.

So, Merry Christmas guys!!

I'm not sure where to start, how about Doctor Who last night?!

Okay, So.. Clara? Oswin? Oswald... Whichever. She is amazing, I have to admit I liked her from the start, but now she's just gotten better. I can't wait till it comes on again! However the TARDIS, I am not digging the new layout, it's not fitting enough for him, he's much more quirky that that.
All in all, I really did like the christmas special, I'm sure they'll put lots of twists in there too!

Another thing not related to Doctor Who is Merlin... So, It's had 5 seasons? I think 5 anyway, and on Monday it was the last episode ever... So, in all the seasons it has been builiding up to a really great ending, with battles and death and violence, and then the hype was brought down when we find out it goes into the future and we see Merlin walking down a country lane. HOW BORING! So, how did it end? Well Arthur died in Merlins arms and was sent onto a small island in a boat. IF BBC NEW THIER HISTORY, THEY WOULD KNOW THAT ARTHUR IS UNDER THE WELSH MOUNTAINS. I would also like to say that the BBC made a really shocking ending out of Merlin, and I also don't think that woman he married should have been queen, it really is unrepresentative of what really would have happened in those times.

Also, the death of morgana was bad too, after all what she went through, she got stabbed by Merlin, the ending of this series was awful. There was nothing to pull you in, it was just like Arthur and Merlin where going camping, and then they kill a bad guy really easily when they've been trying hard for seasons to actually find her. It was a really rubbish ending, I don't think BBC did it justice.

I'm not sure I watched anything else other than that...

So, on to today!!
I have loads of revision, and my booklet doesn't correlate with the revision sheets the class has been given, so it's confusing me because I can't find anything anywhere. I'm all motivated for once, and then I can' find the work because it's not there, really annoying. -_-
Okay before I ramble on to much, I need to warn you that Blossum Hill is disgusting. Californian wine is bad. Don't try it. And Blue Nun is very nice, I do have to give that credit.

But, have a nice  Christmas people!!!
Adios. <3 p="p">

Balamory...

Hi guys!

Okay, where to start?
So it was Sunday, and I was looking after my baby nieece, and she was crying, and only being 4 months old, she likes the t.v... So I turned it on and stuck Balamory on, and it sent her to sleep and then myself,  I woke up halfway through, and whilst watching the part where PC Plum sings, it made me wonder wether or not he was gay. I then watched the end of what was left of it.. As I woke up, PC Plum was singing about loving the country, and wildlife.. And it then occured to me, his office was pink and green, blue is the colour normally associated with police officers, but this subverts that stereotyping as his room was green and pink.

In his song, he spends a lot of time with the teacher in this series, this shows that he's hiding his sexuality through the means of a woman teacher, who also can be seen as a promiscuous woman, but lacks the social abilities to find anyone. She also conforms the the traditional caring role of a teacher.

Also, there is a young woman who works in the sweet shop, who the audience know is disabled, and she comes off as a nice person, but when you look under all of that, you realise she's just a gold digger who flirts with any man in the show, Archie a rich man left a castle and lots of money is ideal for her, he is rich and doesn't possess any female qualities and this female character doesn't pass up the chance to flirt with him whenever possible. However Archie doesn't have the social skills to understand the human behavious, and that is why, he sticks to his science.

Hmm, what next? Spencer and Josie, these 2 characters are the only characters with ethnic origins, and it is a typical stereotype that they love each other, this is a false theory because it can be seen in Balamory that she does tend to flirt with most of the guys and she can be seen as quite the gold digger. Spence is just an innocent guy in all of it.

So, the firewoman... Well, the fact that she takes on such a masculine role and dresses like a man, does infact mean she is a lesbian. She subverts traditional female roles, but other than this, theres is nothing more on her character as there is no one else she can conform with.

Well, all in all, Balamory is nothing but a small village of sexual tentions portraying subconcious messages to children, no wonder they are how they are these days!

Well, Lucy is over and out.
Adios.

Monte Carlo.

So, over the week, I actually decided to watch a film (For once) and the film was Monte Carlo, I had been meaning to getting around to watching it, and I did.

Well, of course, Selena Gomez is in it, so we already know it's going to be a romantic comedy. She is typical to this type of Genre, and on her IMDB, all her films have something to do with romance. (Except the parody she made of '50 Shades')

The other 2 girls are not really iconic to the genre, they both appear in Gossip Girl, which I beleive to be a teen drama that has a lot of references to the female gaze.

So, the basic plot, boy meets girl, something happens to break the narrative, then at the end they all live happily ever after. Selena meets a boy, however she's pretending to be someone else, and then the other person she's pretending to be, finds out and there is a big emotional scene were everyone loses everything they love.

The other brunette meets someone and he likes to travel, and she has to chose what she wants, and decides to let him go, however, he comes back for her, so she decides to join him.

Finally, the blonde one, is already egaged and because she's going to the city of love, her fiance gets jealous and tells her to go, she does but in the end, he turns up to Paris just to see her.

So everyone gets what they want, except Selena... WELL!!
She goes back home and thats it, she then voluneteers to help children in another country, which reflects her in real life. Whilst she's there, the guy she loves is and they are once again reunited.

So, this is your typical love story, in paris with a twin who is mean, then you lock her up so you can help people... Did I mention Catherine Tate is in it?

So girls, is this what your fairytale sounds like? If it is, I recomend watching it.

Bye bye for now! 

Favouritism....

Hii guys!!

So, normally, I'd do a review on a film or a book, or some T.V show, but I have to be quite honest, I've not watched anything in like a month, and I've just been busy, I just can't remember what I've been busy with, other than a 2500 word essay I had to write, which only turned out to be 2052 words... :P

But, back to the point... My title..
You make think I mean someone I know is having a certain attitude towards certain people, you my freind, would be WRONG. Infact, it's actually about having favourite things, such as Music, colours, animals, even types of pie!!

No joke, I don't have a favorite anything, you can ask me for a favorite colour, I'll give you one, but it's not my favorite, I just say it to fill the gap for people. For example, I just went through my journalism class and asked them for their favorite colour 4/5 people had a favorite colour. And I was the 1 who didn't...

I could go through the class asking them for music genres, they would give me one... And then you get me, 'I don't have a favorite' honestly!

Maybe if I ask why, they may give me a good answer... Lets ask...

Heather: Orange- 'Because it's Lovely'
Teacher: Pink 'It's girly'
Adam- Blue 'It's calming'
Amy- Red 'It reflects me as a person, passionate and never give up'

ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE A FAVORITE AND REASONS! Why don't I... I like all colours (Minus pink) but I can't chose a favorite, I mean, I could say I like orange one day and blue the next, just my answer changes!!! WHY?!

Maybe I'm the problem, everyone else is fine. Even their choice in food, they have one, and I'll have one for like a month, and then I'll get bored of it... I'm such a complication!!!

These people don't even go through changes. I mean, Heather has like 'The Killers' since she was 7/8 and this hasn't changed, I'll like a band/song for like 2 week and then move on when I'm bored of them/it...

Maybe my brain can't comprehend favourtism, or maybe I have commitment issues o.O
Or, or or!! Someone out there is just like me, or maybe there are others, who knows? Maybe we could get together and rule the world..

Okay this blog has gone too far!! So, I shall quit whilst I'm ahead.
Adios!! <3>

Thinking of old times...

Heyyyy!!

I know it's been like years since I last blogged, but good news! I'm back today!!
You'll love to know that I won the charities and events organiser in college, must admit I didn't have much competition (Seriously, no one ran against me ;D)

But yeah, I'm back to annoy you now. :')

So, it's 23:45 and I am not tired, kinda got myself in to a sleeping pattern, a bad sleeping pattern, and what not better to do, then stalk your bezzies prfile to come across this beautiful picture...

No joke, soon as I saw this, I smiled, she is like the cutest thing ever on here xD Made it my Skype and Twitter picture, she's gonna be so impressed I'm blogging about it too (I kid, gonna die tomorrow)

Just saying, this picture is like 1-2 years old, so we don't look like this now :') But still it's cute <33 br="br">
It's also very common for me and Heater to draw things on out faces, I kid you not, we do the wierdest things, heres a picture of me, I'm so prettttyyyyy... -_- (Quality isn't great... Thank god).



You should see us on a normal day.

Totes embarassing myself like ^^
Well, I think I'll end it here before I give all my secrets away... (Not like they're wierd or anything, which they're not, js)

Anywayssss have fun guys
G'night! <3 br="br">

The snow looks more like rain too me....

Hey peoples!!

If any of you guys read my last blog you'd know I was all ill and stuff.... BUT!!! I'm better now and I am here to blog!! For me my blogs are more likes stories were I ramble on. You gotta love me though ;D

So, the weather near me is forecast for snow, okay maybe yesterday it was cold enough to snow, however it didn't and today all I see is rain, I suppose thats England for you. I'm more worried about it raining next Wednesday... Halloween guys! If it rains, my plans of being Cleopatra is ruined, and all the people who are dressing up with me!!

I've also got this urge to play sims, and I can't, I can't find the second disc for my Pc... I can't play the PS2 version because I don't have a PS2 anymore and finally, I can't play it on the Wii because it means I have to set it up, which is also effort. -_- Maybe it's a sign, maybe someone is trina tell me I don't need to play it. Who knows? There I go again, rambling...

Moving on...

You'll be pleased to know that I will be reviewing a film next week sometime, so you won't have to hear me ramble about cheese or something just as strange, not like cheese is strange. Well blue cheese is, it's just wierd, even the taste is a mess. it just vibes the word 'Grim'

Also, scrooge is on, and it's what? Not even Halloween yet... The media obviously doesn't know what month it is. Maybe they didn't turn the clocks back either.

Look, I have nothing else to ramble about,
Enjoy, maybe.

Laterz!!

Dying is an understatement.

Hey peoples!!

I can't say I'm felling well... I woke up at 7 this morning with the worst stomach pains in the world, thought nothing of it and fell back to sleep. Then I woke up again with the same problem and it wasn't as bad, it was more irritating really. So I got out of bed, kind of wadled down the stairs (It was painful) and then turned on the light. MY EYES! It was now 7:20. So, I turned it off, went to the kitchen and turned on the little lights, it wasn't as bad, I adjusted to them quite quickly, and then the whole shakey feeling came on, the pain got worse and I was just so cold :(

So, there I am, stood in a kitchen shaking, stomach pains and I'm stone cold and then, when I thought it couldn't get worse, I couldn't focus well and now for the finale (Hoping thats the correct spelling) I just went that weak, standing wasn't and option, I wadled my way to the dining room (I say wadled, this is because I did) and sat at it, luckily, there was a dressing gown near me so I put that on, so that was that sorted... Or was it?

I'll have you know, by the time I'd sat down and put my dressign gown on, I started to get really warm, and I couldn't bare it, I was boiling and yet at the same time by body felt like it had some icy cold layer surrounding it, this maybe hard to understand, it was like something was blowing on me making me cold, even thought I wrapped up warm.

Does it actually get better?

So, I'm cold but warm at the same time, so I get enough energy to get up and go back to the kitchen to make a cup of tea, as the kettle is boiling I sit back down, I start to feel my head swaying, my vision was going again and my head dropped to the table, (Don't worry, I had my arms there anyway) and then I quickly sprung up to ensure I wouldn't collapse at the table. I got up, went to the cupboard to make the tea and then put in the milk (Basically I made a cup of tea) and thought 'Oh, why don't I get a Paracetamol, that will make me better'. So a hopeful Lucy goes to the cupboard to look for some and guess what? THERE WAS NONE -_-

So I went back to the tea, sat down on a chair in the living room and took a sip, the milk had gone off and it tasted awful. So I walked to the couch and lay there for about 20 minutes in pain. It gradually left and so I went to my room, got into bed and I found I couldn't sleep, wrapped up in my dressing gown, a blanket and a double sized duvet, I was frezzing and I just couldn't sleep. So, I just lay there, I noticed that when I woke up it was dark outside and when I was back in bed, it way daylight, it had been an hour actually, and I finally did get to sleep and woke up at 11:45 and I feel awful for sleeping so long. :(

Okay, now first things first, you may think I have overexagerated on this story, but I have not, there was more involved, however I have only told you the main parts. I have basically made my bad morning into an essay.

I think I'll blog again later about something good.
Enjoy!

The vampire returns!!! D:

HELLO!!
The guy below is a hottie. Js.

He wants you... ;)

So, where do I beging guys? Ahaa, I'll start with Media....

So, Media was just a normal lesson, writing about representations, infact, we watched 'East is East' and I liked it, until the teacher turned it off, I was gutted, it was good, she made us start our coursework, which I'm just saying right now. No one has started it, no one has any intentions too. I'm going for a photoshoot this Sunday for it, other than me, I know people don't care, I've talked to those people. (Yay, I has fwends)

After Media, we had a break and guess what I did?!!!!

I PLAYED RUNESCAPEEEEEEEE!

I R HARDCORE.

I have an amazing life, you can just tell, Runescape in my dinner breaks, how is that not awesome?!

(Don't comment, I know you're all mean!)

Ummm, I think we had Journalism after that, And if you check, I wrote a blog on auteurs. Yeah, I'm so posh I use big wierd words you guys don't understand, I joke, Media taught me these things. Would you ever believe that 'pseudo-individualization' is an actual word? I wouldn't.

Journalism was boring, me and Heather spent most of it looking around Google Maps. We went to a place called 'Bora Bora' it was lovely!

Then it was Media...

It's in red because there was a lot of bullying, from the teacher and from us, there was anger, and then there was Heather, secretly thinking 'Yes, quiet! BLISS'

Ahh, I'll explain, we went on a speaking strike because Iain felt insulted.

Then some chap 'Jilez' got mentioned and I seriously was thinking 'Who's he?'

Only the principal!!! (Apparently) 

CLAP FOR ME GUYS. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE PRINCIPAL OF THE COLLEGE IS.

We watched a documentary. Thats all.

AND SOCIOLOGY. THE GARLIC WAS BACK. AND IT'S STRONGER THAN EVER.

Under the table. It smells like Garlic. Heather discovered this when she dropped her pen.

We've found the stash, now it's the vampire, because Garlic is awful. I'll eat it, just not socially. Bringing it to college is just GRIM!
You're going down Vampire!!!

Yeah, so this blog wasn't great, it's the picture that I love, he's a total hottie. I would date him.
So would you. YOU LAST WEEK!!

Ahaa, well, I'ss stop being a creep.
Laterzzz <3 font="font">




DONT DENY IT. I SAW

Auteur theory!!

What does Auteur Theory mean?

In 1954,  François Truffaut wrote an essay entitled A Certain Tendency in French Cinema. In this work he claimed that film is a great medium for expressing the personal ideas of the director. He suggested that this meant that the director should therefore be regarded as an auteur.  In fact, Truffaut once provocatively said that: "There are no good and bad movies, only good and bad directors"

    In simpler terms….
Auteur means: A director with their own style, they play such an important part we can draw parallels with authors.

Famous Auteurs.-Alfred Hitchcock

-Tim Burton

-Frank Capra

-Wes Anderson

-Woody Allen

-Stanley Kubrick

-Martin Scorsese

Tim Burton

Tim Burton can be a director that can be considered an Auteur. His films have a very distinct style, For example he has his wild swirls in each of his films and also a lot of his films star Helena Bonham Carter and Jonny Depp. He often deals with similar themes, The main character is normally separated from the norms and values in some way. With an gothic theme Tim Burton is also known for using stop-motion animation in his films. For example he uses this techniques in ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ and ‘The Corpse Bride’. Finally Danny Elfman regularly provides the right music for his soundtrack. He had directed many films and when compared have similar styles and recurring themes.

Martin ScorseseMartin Scorsese, Like Tim Burton he has his own style when it comes to making films, For example, Most of his films are violent, Just like ‘GoodFellas’ which was made in 1990. Also like Tim Burton he re-uses actors such as Robert Di Niro and Joe Pesci. A few of his films show drug abuse such as ‘Goodfellas’ and ‘Casino’ This is because in the 80’s he began to create characters that deals with the highs. He brings his catholic upbringing into his films, e.g. ‘Last Temptation Of The Christ’. He creates a gritty realism on screen that drives from his experience of life.

Style…

Tim Burton uses a gothic style
and portrays this by using special
effect films. He also does psychological
films that usually have a love story,
such as Jack and Sally.

Plus, he's married to Helena Bonham Carter.
He's just better than you all.








                       

Enjoy.

UCAS! -_-

Heyy guyss!!!

So, most of you young en's will know all about UCAS. And most of you will hate the living daylights of it. No joke, I've updated my 'Education' section like 4 times, and it's still telling me something is wrong. DA FUQ!

And what on Earth has 'Personal Statement' got to do with Universtity? If they want to know more about you, you should just list some bullet points. Telling them about work experience wouldn't catch my eyes... These guys need to sort something out. It's just pointless. ;|

So, I bet you can all tell I'm in my ranty mood. WELL, Youu would be right. (Kills me to say that)
But no, I've fallen out with people recently, for pointless reasons I suppose, I'm just a meanie, however my conscience has got the better of me, so I plan on aplogizing to those people. I was WRONG. (That also kills me).

In contrast to this, I've been looking for a Jester hat and a crown. Just for some coursework, thats all.
And like it's taken me all weekend to find them. But in the end I did, so thats one step foward. I even tried the crown on. I lookes awesome. I am also very vain. Js. ;D

So, yeah, it's progressing, all very slowly :')

I don't know what to do, so I'm just gonna' chat on about Maxism...

So recently on T.V, there has been a programme all about the Marxism ideas on society. This programme is called 'Masters of Money'


Now, surely half of you will have heard of Karl Marx, this man was sent to our country in 1849, his country no longer wanted him and England was the only country that would have him. Whilst Karl Marx was in prison he wrote a book on the capitalist ideas and how they dominate society. In his view, they should get rid of it.

Now into more detail...

Karl Marx believed that the capitalist society meant that all those born poor would die poor, and there were systems kept in place so this happened. Marx added to this idea that ideologies are used to lie and distort, to keep going of the unfair systems.

Here would be an example..

Years and years ago a house would have only cost you £10,000- £30,000 to buy, now once you've paid for that house it's yours, however, if you die and don't leave this house to the next of kin, the government will try by all means possible to take that house from you. So then you have to prove that a certain person lived in that house, just so it can then be yours.

So the capitalists are there to stop you getting better things in life. Another thing is Industrialization, the working class work on a minimum wage to make products for the bourgeoisie who then sell to the working class, making this like some form of circle that will go on and on and on.

A Marxist would argue that the media is a big cause of why the higher class maintain their influence over the workers. If it wasn't for the media, the riots wouldn't have spread so much and caused as much as it did.
Stereotyping also comes into this, the working class accept the status quo and then act in their own interest, if I was to bring a functionalist view into this, they would say stereotyping causes them to go on to commit crime and deviance.

I know this all sounds patched up and not written well, but I'd like to leave on explaining meritocracy.

The working class are lead to believe that if they try hard, they will be rewarded, this is not the case, people in the working class have to earn their place in the hierarchy, this is just a myth the bourgeoisie put into place so that the poor stay poor and the rich stay rich.

Enjoy. ;D

Leaving

Heyyy!!


So, todays review will be on a T.V programme I recently watched, it was only 3 episodes long and came on ITV every Monday night for an hour, the basic storyline for this plot is that a 44 year old woman feels unloved by her husband and ends up flirting with a new staff member who is in his twenty's and a bit of fun turns into a passionate romance.

Helen McCrory played the troubled mother who felt old with her body and like her husband didn't pay her any attention so she began to have an affair with Aaron, now what’s ironic about this is she organizes weddings for other people and knows the vows off by heart, yet she chooses to have an affair.

She tells Aaron that the affair must end and she needs to look out for her family, however the husband has been flitting with a young girl at his workplace and gets a warning because of it, he then finds out about Julie and resorts in slapping her.

It is obvious that each character are both feeling old and that they want to feel young again, after this part Aaron confronts him and starts a fight whereas Julie is left with a choice, help her husband and kids, or go off with Aaron, she chooses her kids, until one night she realizes she is unhappy and goes to Aaron, but Aaron stops this from happening and pretends he isn't in, the scene then fades out to the future where it repeats itself and Julie is getting people ready for marriage and Aaron is sat in the crowd, they never get back together.

Later on that night, I went on Twitter and typed '#leaving' not many people liked the ending to this short series, they complained that ITV should show a happy ending for once, and others complained about the age between them, this shows the gap in society in what people see as right and wrong.


Hope you enjoyed this.

Til' next time.

Donating blood...

Hey guys!!!!


Okay, so a few month ago I signed up to the NHS to donate blood, they sent me a letter today with my appointment, and a form I have to fill out, asking if I've done drugs and all that lot, so yeah pretty easy, I was stood ticking the 'No' box, and some of the questions... I didn't have a clue what half of them where about! D: However, I'm pretty sure I don't have aids or anything. :P

I'm lacking humour in today’s blog, I can tell. If you all wanted to know, it's still raining, and my wellies (Tehe, funny word) don't keep my feet 100% dry, disappointment.

Not much went on today, so I can't really go on a big detailed rant about it, the weirdest thing that happened was that I had a lesson with my ex and my gay best friend whom I tell everything, so yeah, bit awkward. But other than that it was a normal day. I'm going to stop boring you guys with my rambling on, I promise one of my next blogs will be better :P

And I keep my promises ;D Anyways, until next time.

Enjoy <3>

It's getting darker...

Hey again guys!!


This will only be a short blog, I woke up very early this morning, about 6, I believe and I noticed the street lights were still on, it's getting darker! Soon my early morning jogs will be no more! :(

I don't know why, but I'm finding it very hard to express my feelings on here today, maybe I'm just tired, who knows?! I will tell you though, that over the last 2 days, I've started watching the Matt Smith Doctor Who’s, now, as soon as I saw him first time on screen, I disliked him, I judged too quickly, but after watching nearly 15 episodes he has grown on me, and I think the bow tie has too, I can't say the same for Amy Pond, there’s something I'll about her never like, and it's not like me to dislike a ginger, believe you and me! :P

Moral of the story, don't judge a book by its cover, in this case I think it's the tie that throws people of guard. If you do read this and happen to dislike Matt Smith, give him a try, he gets better, not David Tennant better, but he does get better.

I told you this would be short!

Enjoy!

Laters<3>

50 Shades Of Grey.

Hey again, just reviewing a book this time.


Now, where to begin. I think most of us know of this book, most women have read it too, I've been researching and I discovered that '50 Shades of Grey' is the bestselling book in the world, outselling other book series, such as Harry Potter.

I had the misfortune of reading all 3 (A friend dragged me into it, she was ashamed) however, back to the review... Now, I had begun to read the first book and it was all so sweet, how Christian treated Anna like a princess, who would have thought this book was about to have such a unexpected twist?!

I had finished the first book and in no way at all did I enjoy the thoughts it had left me with, however, I'd read the first book and well, what’s the point in not reading one if you won't read them all, and that’s what I did, it didn't take me long at all, I had the first 2 books down in 2 days, the last book however took me about a week, It was rather boring and dragged on, I thought they could have ended it at 2. So after reading all 3, I gave them back to my friend and ever since the book hasn't stopped haunting me since, everywhere I go all I hear is 'Omg I want a Christian Grey' at one point even one of my teachers said it. (That my friend is a SCARY thought.)

So, what are my opinions?

Well, if you ask me, I would tell you not to read this book, there is no deep reason for it from myself, I just disliked them, and I never really imagined Christian to be 'A knight in Shining armour' must just be me, but what I will say on behalf of others is this book is basically 'Mummy Porn' excuse my language.

I've been reading up on articles and I know for a fact that the feminists dislike this book; they think it drags the women down in society, and that it's strange because the character 'Anna' easily gave herself away to a man she barely knows. I think the feminists also realise that the writer E.L.James must have tried some of the things in this book to be able to write about them in such detail. Another thing I've noticed is that when I go to Asda or any local supermarket, in the book isle I've noticed other types of this genre, each time I've read the blurb and I've known, just because of how it says 'She's introduced to a new world' this type of quote explains it all.


50 Shades has created a book revolution, and women must be getting desperate to keep buying them, (no offence ladies but that type of book shouldn't be sold in shops, maybe the top shelf in corner shops)
This book basically portrays how men are dominant and to add, Christian Grey is the top of the top, he is controlling man who owns his own business. This just portrays the Patriarchal Society...

Another point.

In Media I remember watching Twilight in lesson (Another appalling book, but that’s for another time ;D)
However, I remember watching Twilight and then it clicked, there are so many links between this book and this film.

A few examples



Anna moves to a cold country- in Twilight so does Bella

Anna's best friend is in love with her-  in Twilight Jacob is in love with Bella

Anna goes on Holiday to visit her mum who is in a warm country-  Bella does the same

Christian follows Anna to this holiday- Edward goes with Bella

Christian always makes Anna eat-  in Twilight Edward tells Bella to eat

Just a few, but I could name a few more...

So, an end to the blog, in my opinion, 50 Shades of Grey is no other than a copy of Twilight which just involves more sex and less fangs, the writer makes the book confusing by how it's not linear and Christian is no other than a control freak who likes wine. That’s it for now.

Enjoy. :)

The sky was blue.

Hey again guys.


Just to let you know, my blog will contain film/book reviews and my day to day activities. I forgot to mention this yesterday, my bad. Well whilst I'm here why don't I tell you about my day!

If you read my last blog you'll know that I slept at a friend’s last night. I woke up I did my hair, Make-up, (spent a while on the hair actually). And as me and Heather were getting ready to leave it poured it down, there was one umbrella between us, and in the end I gave up, my hair was getting wet either way. So the rain slowly stopped and all was fine, apart from my boots (Don't get me started on those) all I'll say is soggy boots are GRIM!

So, I thought I'd go home, change the shoes, dry the hair and come into college late, but I don't think the weather agreed, soon as I began the walk home, the heavens opened!

My I was drenched! Soggy boots, wet hair, wet clothes and some of my work in my bag was wet. Bad start to the day. Instead I decided that the walk wasn't worth what the skies was throwing at me, so I changed my path to college. I was the only one in my lesson that looked like I'd just been in water fight. All I can say is I was FREEZING :'(

Things got better...

So as the day progressed my hair began to dry, it didn't look that great but it dried nonetheless, and the clothes, they're fine, the boots however, still wet, still soggy.. Not nice.

First Period was Sociology, I'm finding it much more interesting than last year, and I also find that I'm learning, even though I came out with an E the subject seems to have gotten better! And I'm beginning to come out of my shell more and talk more (For the record guys, I'm not shy, it's just last year in Sociology, life was DEATH)

Second Period I was in Media, my favourite lesson of the bunch, and we were talking about representations of men and women, not much hard work, just copying what the teacher had made, (I'll stop dragging on). This is a lesson were I have a high opinion of things, I swear people must be tired of my voice, I bet the teacher thinks it too, me and my smart remarks... Poor people!

All in all it was a decent lesson.

After this I knew that I'd be having form in half an hour, just the boots, THE GOD DAMN BOOTS.

I couldn't bare it anymore, so I skipped form (All we do is talk about charity work anyway) and came home. I ate, I had a drink, and now I'm being merry and typing this up. Now just to see what the rest of the day gives me, I know homework is one of them, when I'll do this, I'm unsure.

Sorry for the essay, just venting here. Enjoy! :)
Laters<3>

Wonderful weather we're having...

Hey again!


Just to let you know, I'm only doing this because I'm bored... Heather is in the shower and one doesn't know what to do when they're bored, I find this happens a lot. Anyways, for anyone that is going to bother reading these blogs, I'd advise you try not to look at my posts from 2010, rather embarrassing in my own opinion, they were the young days when I couldn't spell nor' tell a story in a linear way.

So, I do apologize if they scare you, but you have been warned :')

Ahh, so to my main focus of this particular blog!

The weather! Where do I start with that?! All I can say is its bipolar. I mean, it rains and then the sun comes out, it rains whilst it’s sunny; it had a lovely hailstorm all over me and my lovely Heather too!
This darn rain needs to sort its mind out, I have college tomorrow and I don't enjoy the idea of being soaked wet through before I get to the bottom of the street! :'(

Another thing I must stress upon is the fact I'll be waking up to go on an early morning hike with my nearest and dearest (Heather) and tonight all we've done is eat junk food, it kind of defeats the object.

And I'm not the one to be health conscious. Js.

Well, Heather has re-entered the room now, so I guess I shall be leaving now. Enjoy ;D

Laters <3>

Dark Shadows.

Dark Shadows- Dark shadows is a TV series remade by Tim Burton as a film which was released in cinemas on May 11th this year. A young man named Barnabas Collins falls in love with a young woman; however things get messy when one of the servants get jealous and curses the 2 lovers and has the young woman walk to a cliff to plunge to her death. Barnabas sees all of this, and with his despair throws himself off the cliff in hopes to join her, however once he's at the cliff bottom he realizes he cannot die, the witch has cursed him for all eternity, drove mad with jealousy she has him hunt down and put in a coffin for 196 years until the year 1972, he has been dug up and now let loose on the strange town he once knew. He finds some distant relatives and focuses on releasing the curse put upon his family, the mysteries of the witch begin to unfold, and matters are resolved once the witch is killed.


Dark Shadows was directed by Tim Burton, as much has Tim Burton’s style of films is amazing, I couldn’t help find that the plot was rather predictable, He used the same actors such as Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, I have found that when watching these 2 actors in other films they tend to play the schizophrenic characters, the main character in Dark Shadows is called Barnabas, he plays a paranoid vampire, I couldn’t help think of Tim Burton… I also found that Dark Shadows will be nothing like the TV series, the series was full of bloopers such as wrong clothing, badly made effects, wrong dialogue, this added the humour to the series which the audience admired, whereas the film had little of this and didn’t quite live up to my expectations as a film, even though the film was good, I don’t think much characterisation was focused on in the film, Tim Burton focused more on his artistic style and the special effects….