Sunday, 30 June 2013

Q&A!!

Time for a Q&A, and I have to be honest no matter what!

1. Who was your last text from?
That's a bad question, I mean who cares who last text me anyways? however I do have to answer... It was from a guy called Arron.

2.Where was your profile picture taken?
My front room.

3. What's your middle name?
Samantha.

4. Current relationship status?
For once in my life I can say 'Complicated'.

5. Does your crush like you back?
Who made these questions, they're gay. I hope he does though! D;

6. What is your current mood
Dispassionate.. Really, just emotionless right now.

7. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Purple.

8. Do you have a fondness for gnomes?
Who the fuck doesn't?!

9. If you could have one superpower, what would you it be?
I think I'd chose the ability to morph, I'd troll the shit out of everyone.

10. What is one thing that annoys you on TV?
Haha, I don't watch TV, it's just 'junk food for the brain' that dumbs you down.

11. What is your favourite number?
616 ;)

12.  What are you listening to right now?
What if I'm not listening to anything right now?! I'm actually listening to 'Queens of the Stone Age- Turnin' on the Screw'.

13. Something that annoys you?
Writing a word correctly but it gets underlined because it's not the American way of the spelling. -_-

14. Ever watched a film in another language?
Yes actually, I had to for my coursework and college in general.

15.  Anyone seen you in just underwear in the last 3 months?
Yes... I think. (It's an I think because I may have been wearing less, I can't remember)

16. How many questions are you going to answer?
I think I'll stop at 19. (It's a strange number to end at, does that annoy you? Are your OCD senses tingling?)

17. Do you have any good advice for people?
YOLO!!!!! I jest, I'd honestly just tell you to kill people who are a waste of oxygen, don't ask me for advice!

18. Do you have any nicknames?
I have a few, my main ones being Lucyfer and Lucaay. I prefer Lucyfer, most people like Lucaay. (Idiots).

19. Are you going to post a picture?
Is that a 'Please please please please post a picture?' Why the hell not.


Enjoy! ;) xo









Thursday, 9 May 2013

Second Life.

Secondlife is the place to be, "Beautiful" graphics, "Beautiful" clothes, "Beautiful" people. Oh who am I kidding? It's the most unrealistic, overexaggerated far-fetched game I have ever laid my eyes upon.

So I'm currently studying games in my Media lessons and I had the unfortunate delight of studying this game as a case study!

Reasons you should play this game-You actually have to spend lots of money to make yourself pretty.
- It's built on a city of lies
- You can play as a vegetable
-Girls? You can have those really big boobs you never had.
-Guys? The same applies to your package ;)
-It's full of sex pests and child abuse
- Infact no, you can do ANYTHING you want to on this game.

So, this game promotes a stimulation for realism, however you can fly in this game, you can be a vampire in this game, you can act out your darkest desires! (64 year old men, I point my finger towards you). Oh, remind me again how this promotes realism?

This game adds to one of many reasons of what is wrong with the world. You can have virtual sex, commit rape,  and commit sexual acts towards animals as well as children in this game. Now, I know it sounds like I'm generalising here, but I do understand that many games have their flaws such as 'Habbo Hotel'. It was recently discovered that Habbo Hotel was hot by paedophile grooming. As a teenage I played this game a lot and it still shocks me that it was only recently a scandal, this has been going on for years. Step up your game people.


Games such as Secondlife and Habbo Hotel lay out bad morals. Such as becoming an online criminal, When I used to play Habbo Hotel, I played with my friends and we would scam people out of game furniture which you had to pay real money for. I can argue however that times have changed and now know that commiting these crimes in real life, would probably get me a one way ticket to prison.

Back to Secondlife....

So there is no real comparison between Secondlife and Habbo Hotel, Secondlife promotes more dangers and deffinatly promotes bad morals for young people. You can buy some pretty prococtive clothing, and even people as young as 8 can wear them. Could you really imagine an 8 year old wearing this?
People have even gotten married on this game, people who are that passive, need to get a grip and re-evaluate their lives. You could go out and get some real confidence or just spend the rest of your pitiful life having fake relationships and then cry into your empty Ben&Jerries when they break up with you.

Overall I beleive this is one of the most dullest, immoral, damaging, melodramatic, corrupted games I think I will ever see being played. It isn't even worth the words I used to describe it.

Good day to you all!

Wednesday, 1 May 2013

Lord of The Rings.

Hi Guys!!!

This will be a short blog, I have the worst headache and I recently adopted insomnia, however, I need to write a blog for Journalism. So here we go.

The other day I was sat watching one of Pewdiepies videos and it had a Lord Of The Rings reference and it made me want to watch Lord Of The rings. Now having seen this film multiple times, including all the 4 hour versions, you'd think I'd have more to talk about than characterisation.

No but seriously, I think I was only 15 minutes into the first film and I just thought 'The characterisation in this film is beautiful'. It was Ian McKellen that made me realise, he's played villains, heroes, wizards, KINGS, he also narrates a lot. He even plays a gay in this new T.V series 'Vicious' (No, I'm not Blonde. I know he's gay in real life too) but that's besides the point. This man is a legend. As soon as I saw his first appearance in Lord Of The Rings, I seriously didn't realise how perfect his characterisation is. I used to do drama.. ONCE. And characterisation was pretty hard, you have to play roles that your mind is uncertain with. I know Liam will read this someday and tell me I'm stupid for saying characterisation is hard because he disagrees with most things I say. But really. It is difficult. And the way he does It so easily, sitting on his cart with Frodo being happy and then showing Bilbo he can be intimidating, it really did get to me. (This must be the Media/Film student inside me that I don't want to let out)

You can definitely tell that Gandalf's character was better than Frodo's at the start, it was just the way the acting went, Frodo was bland compared to him. But when you get the other characters such as Gimli and Legolas, you can't compare because they both come in a set and you automatically love them. They have the love/hate thing going on. It's cute.

AND SEAN BEAN. Please stop with the deaths! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. Seeing you die in G.O.T is one thing, and dying in LORD OF THE RINGS is another. You're a good actor, stop taking on the roles where you die. You should take advice from your daughter. 'What do we say to death?' 'NOT TODAY!!!'

How to end this blog?

I KNOW! Then ending, there is a big debate on who the real hero is, it could be Frodo, or it could be Sam. Now in my personal opinion, I think Sam was the hero, he stuck with Frodo throughout, even when Frodo told him to go home, Sam came back. All Frodo did was carry a ring (I know it's all about having strength to resist the rings influence on your mind and well, all of you, but Frodo turned into a bitch with it) he just complained, talked about the shire too much, then gave Sam abuse about being a bully to Gollum, COME ON? Gollum had it coming to him. And Frodo almost ended up like him too! Sam was the real hero, Frodo was just the false hero. Who do you think the hero was?

Anyway, until next week. Goodbye!!! :)

Friday, 26 April 2013

Young love.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guysss.

So, I've not blogged in a while. She says a while, really means a few weeks.
This is the typical ranty/bitchy blog you'll get from me.

Have you ever seen those cute little teenage couples, maybe 13-15 years old? Yeah?
Just saying, they are another thing that annoy me, I mean, they spend like 24/7 texting, Facebooking, kissing each other and post all their pictures and write on each other walls like '2 weeks 2dai bbygurl. ily' OMG STFU. YOU'RE LIKE 13.

Also.....
 
 
I dunno, it just annoys me that 13 year olds that get into relationships think they're in love, and then 3 weeks into the relationships they break up and they make it into some big deal where they bitch on Facebook on a status and then it turns into a full blown argument and you just sit there like 'Omg, pass me the popcorn, fuck the cinema when I can have home entertainment like this' THIS IS HOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU.
 
 
Also, girls girls girls, stop editing your pictures with fake stars and all that crap, that trend died years ago. Putting a fake crown on your head and writing '2k12' in a stupid font doesn't make you any prettier. You just look like a faggot.
 
 
Also Liam tells me that I should be rampaging about the government, and you know I would, but even if I did, how is it even going to help. Plus his argument is also invalid because he thinks the colour purple is awesome, clearly not when it's blue.
 
Anyways, I shall leave this here. Cba with anymore writing, also cba correcting typos, I'll do that next week or something.
Baiii. 

Monday, 15 April 2013

Internet Explorer vs Firefox....

Hey there pretty ladies, and pretty guys...

Well, I have a problem... Y'see I have both Firefox and IE on this PC. Omg she has IE,thats so lame...
Isn't like that, my PC is custom made so the guy who made it forces me to keep IE.

Well, I've noticed a few things.. Say I use IE and I'm on YouTube and Facebook at the same time, for some reason YouTube will like lag when I send and receive messages on Facebook. And this doesn't happen on Firefox. HOWEVER... There are some things on Firefox that don't work as well as IE. Such as blogger, for some strange reason, Firefox won't let me onto Blogger.. It just tells me to accept cookies, and then when I do, it then says 'Remove Cookies' so I'm like ';L'

So I have to use IE for Blogger, how sad ;-;

I do prefer Firefox and all, but it would be nice if it worked now and then, and I bet all you people reading this are all like 'Bitch, why aren't you using Chrome' I HAD CHROME, ONCE... No gusta.

I know theres like no aim to this blog, I just wondered why Firefox won't let me access Blogger, I mean I've followed it's instructions and it tells me off everytime.. So if you have any ideas on what I'm to do, please let me know...

Well, I have college soon, I must go get ready.
Baiii.

Thursday, 11 April 2013

Prom

You remember my rant about prom right?

Well, I got the theme changed to Black Tie, and now, the teacher has changed it back, no one wants to go to prom so it looks like it will have to be cancelled. I'm glad to be honest, the idea sucked and the whole Amercianisation of it was stupid. Glad it's going to be cancelled, don't have to go to it.

That was just a smal updateeeeee.
Baiii.

Facebook.

Hi guise, are y'all ready for another ranty blog? no? I'm going to do it anyway.
So, Facebook, you've got your memes, your groups, your games, statuses, chat, advertisements, casual sex videos and now and then you get the 'Attention Whores'. So, over the last month or so, I've been going on Facebook and I open it in a tab and just leave it there, I barely use it for anything productive, but when I scroll down the main wall, all I see is 'R.I.P, 2 months today, you're with the angels now' or 'It's my body, I'll do what I want with it' followed by a video of some girl doing sexual things. Annoyingggggggg.

So, where do I begin. Might have to make little sections for each rant. I do apologise deeply for it.

Sexual Videos- So, I'm not sure if it the new 'Turban' 'Cat meme' 'Sloth' theme of the year, but all these girls are attention whoring all over Facebook posting videos of them doing sexual acts and there captions normally go somewhat like 'It's my body, I'll treat it how I want' NO! You utter piece of filth. Go attention whore on a porn site. The videos get around 20,000- 40,000 likes and then in the comments there is a lot of 'Ew that is disgusting' and then others like 'She's just being herself, stop the hate'. I'll stop the hate when she stops attention whoring.

 It happens on Pictures, you get girls who take a perfectly normal picture and then caption 'I look so ugly but I love me' and then all the people like it and comment 'Oh you're so beautiful bbygurl' and then she'll comment 'Aww thankyou but I'm really not, you are' Like hell. You know she's ugly and you still call her beautiful. God they annoy me. Then you get guys *Takes picture and doesn't caption* but they don't attention whore. GIRLS YOU SUCK, WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP AND COMPLAIN YOUR UGLY. Maybe chill on the nutella and your face might look decent.

 And then getting half naked on pictures because you want likes, you do realise that guys want to tap you because of your body, your ugly personality has no contribution.

R.I.P- Another thing that annoys me, someone dies and then for the next week it's just 'R.I.P'. No offence ladies and gents, but it's a social networking site, NOT A GRAVEYARD. I personally don't care if 'Susan' has died, and posting about her death all over Facebook isn't going to bring her back or honour her memory, so stop attention seeking.

 I might hate people saying R.I.P all the time, but it gets worse, it's gotten to the point where people give how many days it's been, post pictures of them with that person which is normally to get attention. If I had a pound for everyone who slagged someone off and then the person dies and they act like they were best friends... I'd seriously be rolling in it.

I have people on my Facebook who post statuses about people who died like 11 years ago and it's like '7 years today, Miss you and you'll never be forgotten' SHUT UP, NO ONE CARES. ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS SLOTH MEMES.

 Facebook needs to sort out its priorities, it wants people to connect but on your average Friday night, get some popcorn and a few drinks and watch the arguments start. Or for all you guys that want 'Some' go through some videos of these girls doing what they want with their bodies. And you might as well make an app for writing out messages on cartoon gravestones, seems like the whole idea of mourning at a graveyard is pointless now. You could make some money out of it. Seriously.