Okay, most of you will have heard of what I am reviewing, some of you may have also read the books. Over the past week I have had the unfortunate pleasure of watching the 3rd film, prior to this I had watched the first 2 with friends and decided that I shall watch them all. Now before I continue, I'm not really a big fan of the Twilight saga, but for educational purposes they are relevant. Now, I have not really done much research on them, other than watching them.
So, A couple of years ago I watched the first 2 Twilight movies, the first film seemed normal for this type of genre, and led me into watching the 2nd one a year later, however running to Italy to save a lover seems farfetched for me and I gave up with them. 5 years later I found myself watching the 3rd one in a lesson. So what I did was criticized every little part of it, and to be fair I had every right. When Jasper is teaching wolves to fight in a forest, it is rather cringeful, there are like 7 Vampires and some wolves in a forest training. No offence here Twilight that is unrealistic.
Compare this to X-Men, they have training rooms underground, a bomb shelter, a big field. Then you get Twilight. A field. Where would you choose to train?
So, A couple of years ago I watched the first 2 Twilight movies, the first film seemed normal for this type of genre, and led me into watching the 2nd one a year later, however running to Italy to save a lover seems farfetched for me and I gave up with them. 5 years later I found myself watching the 3rd one in a lesson. So what I did was criticized every little part of it, and to be fair I had every right. When Jasper is teaching wolves to fight in a forest, it is rather cringeful, there are like 7 Vampires and some wolves in a forest training. No offence here Twilight that is unrealistic.
Compare this to X-Men, they have training rooms underground, a bomb shelter, a big field. Then you get Twilight. A field. Where would you choose to train?
Another thing I must reflect on, is the bad acting, all the actors seem to be stiff, no emotions, they have so many wig changes in each film, I kid you not, Jasper has different hair in each film.
Okay, moving onto the next film. I watch breaking Dawn while Skyping with my dearest friend Heather, we had some running commentary and she also has a blog site hezahere.blogspot.com
(Who also blogged on X-Men) ;)))
So, 4th film when Bella was having that dream of getting married, and she saw all the dead bodies, my dearest Heather took a print screen of me laughing. I kid you not, it is one of the funniest things in the film. Not to mention that part where someone says she's getting married because she's pregnant. She totally got jinxed there.
Okay, so she left all of her friends and family, to be with a vampire. She is inconsiderate and selfish..
1. She wants to be a vampire because she doesn't was to get old.
2. She puts hoes before bros.
3. All she cares is what people think of her
Having said this, Edward has his own flaws. Especially being selfish.
1. He blames Bella for almost dying (HE'S THE ONE THAT IMPREGNATED HER!!)
2. Suicidal because HE broke up with her.
3. He's clearly jealous because he doesn't have Jacobs abs (Therefore the sly comments)
IT IS CLEAR, THAT THESE TWO MUPPETS WHERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
So, the last film, Epic battle for true love, Death of the best characters, bad guys getting defeated, and everything goes back to normal.. Oh wait, in Twilight, there was a vision of a battle, no one died, Edward and Bella got to keep their dry romance, their daughter aged to 17 and stopped (Oh the irony). The fight scene wasn't even described in the book, so god knows what it's doing in the film.
So, to end a long story short. Bella and Edward will live together forever. Jacob finally finds someone. And everyone lives happily ever after... This adaptation is as bad as the book, it is unworthy to be on bookshelves and I quote Dumbledore 'It does not do well to dwell on dreams...'
She is famous for writing a book about a dry romance for little 15 year old girls who gain false attachments to actors thats can't even act... OR SMILE.
I am out. Peace.
