The snow looks more like rain too me....

Hey peoples!!

If any of you guys read my last blog you'd know I was all ill and stuff.... BUT!!! I'm better now and I am here to blog!! For me my blogs are more likes stories were I ramble on. You gotta love me though ;D

So, the weather near me is forecast for snow, okay maybe yesterday it was cold enough to snow, however it didn't and today all I see is rain, I suppose thats England for you. I'm more worried about it raining next Wednesday... Halloween guys! If it rains, my plans of being Cleopatra is ruined, and all the people who are dressing up with me!!

I've also got this urge to play sims, and I can't, I can't find the second disc for my Pc... I can't play the PS2 version because I don't have a PS2 anymore and finally, I can't play it on the Wii because it means I have to set it up, which is also effort. -_- Maybe it's a sign, maybe someone is trina tell me I don't need to play it. Who knows? There I go again, rambling...

Moving on...

You'll be pleased to know that I will be reviewing a film next week sometime, so you won't have to hear me ramble about cheese or something just as strange, not like cheese is strange. Well blue cheese is, it's just wierd, even the taste is a mess. it just vibes the word 'Grim'

Also, scrooge is on, and it's what? Not even Halloween yet... The media obviously doesn't know what month it is. Maybe they didn't turn the clocks back either.

Look, I have nothing else to ramble about,
Enjoy, maybe.

Laterz!!

Dying is an understatement.

Hey peoples!!

I can't say I'm felling well... I woke up at 7 this morning with the worst stomach pains in the world, thought nothing of it and fell back to sleep. Then I woke up again with the same problem and it wasn't as bad, it was more irritating really. So I got out of bed, kind of wadled down the stairs (It was painful) and then turned on the light. MY EYES! It was now 7:20. So, I turned it off, went to the kitchen and turned on the little lights, it wasn't as bad, I adjusted to them quite quickly, and then the whole shakey feeling came on, the pain got worse and I was just so cold :(

So, there I am, stood in a kitchen shaking, stomach pains and I'm stone cold and then, when I thought it couldn't get worse, I couldn't focus well and now for the finale (Hoping thats the correct spelling) I just went that weak, standing wasn't and option, I wadled my way to the dining room (I say wadled, this is because I did) and sat at it, luckily, there was a dressing gown near me so I put that on, so that was that sorted... Or was it?

I'll have you know, by the time I'd sat down and put my dressign gown on, I started to get really warm, and I couldn't bare it, I was boiling and yet at the same time by body felt like it had some icy cold layer surrounding it, this maybe hard to understand, it was like something was blowing on me making me cold, even thought I wrapped up warm.

Does it actually get better?

So, I'm cold but warm at the same time, so I get enough energy to get up and go back to the kitchen to make a cup of tea, as the kettle is boiling I sit back down, I start to feel my head swaying, my vision was going again and my head dropped to the table, (Don't worry, I had my arms there anyway) and then I quickly sprung up to ensure I wouldn't collapse at the table. I got up, went to the cupboard to make the tea and then put in the milk (Basically I made a cup of tea) and thought 'Oh, why don't I get a Paracetamol, that will make me better'. So a hopeful Lucy goes to the cupboard to look for some and guess what? THERE WAS NONE -_-

So I went back to the tea, sat down on a chair in the living room and took a sip, the milk had gone off and it tasted awful. So I walked to the couch and lay there for about 20 minutes in pain. It gradually left and so I went to my room, got into bed and I found I couldn't sleep, wrapped up in my dressing gown, a blanket and a double sized duvet, I was frezzing and I just couldn't sleep. So, I just lay there, I noticed that when I woke up it was dark outside and when I was back in bed, it way daylight, it had been an hour actually, and I finally did get to sleep and woke up at 11:45 and I feel awful for sleeping so long. :(

Okay, now first things first, you may think I have overexagerated on this story, but I have not, there was more involved, however I have only told you the main parts. I have basically made my bad morning into an essay.

I think I'll blog again later about something good.
Enjoy!

The vampire returns!!! D:

HELLO!!
The guy below is a hottie. Js.

He wants you... ;)

So, where do I beging guys? Ahaa, I'll start with Media....

So, Media was just a normal lesson, writing about representations, infact, we watched 'East is East' and I liked it, until the teacher turned it off, I was gutted, it was good, she made us start our coursework, which I'm just saying right now. No one has started it, no one has any intentions too. I'm going for a photoshoot this Sunday for it, other than me, I know people don't care, I've talked to those people. (Yay, I has fwends)

After Media, we had a break and guess what I did?!!!!

I PLAYED RUNESCAPEEEEEEEE!

I R HARDCORE.

I have an amazing life, you can just tell, Runescape in my dinner breaks, how is that not awesome?!

(Don't comment, I know you're all mean!)

Ummm, I think we had Journalism after that, And if you check, I wrote a blog on auteurs. Yeah, I'm so posh I use big wierd words you guys don't understand, I joke, Media taught me these things. Would you ever believe that 'pseudo-individualization' is an actual word? I wouldn't.

Journalism was boring, me and Heather spent most of it looking around Google Maps. We went to a place called 'Bora Bora' it was lovely!

Then it was Media...

It's in red because there was a lot of bullying, from the teacher and from us, there was anger, and then there was Heather, secretly thinking 'Yes, quiet! BLISS'

Ahh, I'll explain, we went on a speaking strike because Iain felt insulted.

Then some chap 'Jilez' got mentioned and I seriously was thinking 'Who's he?'

Only the principal!!! (Apparently) 

CLAP FOR ME GUYS. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE PRINCIPAL OF THE COLLEGE IS.

We watched a documentary. Thats all.

AND SOCIOLOGY. THE GARLIC WAS BACK. AND IT'S STRONGER THAN EVER.

Under the table. It smells like Garlic. Heather discovered this when she dropped her pen.

We've found the stash, now it's the vampire, because Garlic is awful. I'll eat it, just not socially. Bringing it to college is just GRIM!
You're going down Vampire!!!

Yeah, so this blog wasn't great, it's the picture that I love, he's a total hottie. I would date him.
So would you. YOU LAST WEEK!!

Ahaa, well, I'ss stop being a creep.
Laterzzz <3 font="font">




DONT DENY IT. I SAW

Auteur theory!!

What does Auteur Theory mean?

In 1954,  François Truffaut wrote an essay entitled A Certain Tendency in French Cinema. In this work he claimed that film is a great medium for expressing the personal ideas of the director. He suggested that this meant that the director should therefore be regarded as an auteur.  In fact, Truffaut once provocatively said that: "There are no good and bad movies, only good and bad directors"

    In simpler terms….
Auteur means: A director with their own style, they play such an important part we can draw parallels with authors.

Famous Auteurs.-Alfred Hitchcock

-Tim Burton

-Frank Capra

-Wes Anderson

-Woody Allen

-Stanley Kubrick

-Martin Scorsese

Tim Burton

Tim Burton can be a director that can be considered an Auteur. His films have a very distinct style, For example he has his wild swirls in each of his films and also a lot of his films star Helena Bonham Carter and Jonny Depp. He often deals with similar themes, The main character is normally separated from the norms and values in some way. With an gothic theme Tim Burton is also known for using stop-motion animation in his films. For example he uses this techniques in ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ and ‘The Corpse Bride’. Finally Danny Elfman regularly provides the right music for his soundtrack. He had directed many films and when compared have similar styles and recurring themes.

Martin ScorseseMartin Scorsese, Like Tim Burton he has his own style when it comes to making films, For example, Most of his films are violent, Just like ‘GoodFellas’ which was made in 1990. Also like Tim Burton he re-uses actors such as Robert Di Niro and Joe Pesci. A few of his films show drug abuse such as ‘Goodfellas’ and ‘Casino’ This is because in the 80’s he began to create characters that deals with the highs. He brings his catholic upbringing into his films, e.g. ‘Last Temptation Of The Christ’. He creates a gritty realism on screen that drives from his experience of life.

Style…

Tim Burton uses a gothic style
and portrays this by using special
effect films. He also does psychological
films that usually have a love story,
such as Jack and Sally.

Plus, he's married to Helena Bonham Carter.
He's just better than you all.








                       

Enjoy.

UCAS! -_-

Heyy guyss!!!

So, most of you young en's will know all about UCAS. And most of you will hate the living daylights of it. No joke, I've updated my 'Education' section like 4 times, and it's still telling me something is wrong. DA FUQ!

And what on Earth has 'Personal Statement' got to do with Universtity? If they want to know more about you, you should just list some bullet points. Telling them about work experience wouldn't catch my eyes... These guys need to sort something out. It's just pointless. ;|

So, I bet you can all tell I'm in my ranty mood. WELL, Youu would be right. (Kills me to say that)
But no, I've fallen out with people recently, for pointless reasons I suppose, I'm just a meanie, however my conscience has got the better of me, so I plan on aplogizing to those people. I was WRONG. (That also kills me).

In contrast to this, I've been looking for a Jester hat and a crown. Just for some coursework, thats all.
And like it's taken me all weekend to find them. But in the end I did, so thats one step foward. I even tried the crown on. I lookes awesome. I am also very vain. Js. ;D

So, yeah, it's progressing, all very slowly :')

I don't know what to do, so I'm just gonna' chat on about Maxism...

So recently on T.V, there has been a programme all about the Marxism ideas on society. This programme is called 'Masters of Money'


Now, surely half of you will have heard of Karl Marx, this man was sent to our country in 1849, his country no longer wanted him and England was the only country that would have him. Whilst Karl Marx was in prison he wrote a book on the capitalist ideas and how they dominate society. In his view, they should get rid of it.

Now into more detail...

Karl Marx believed that the capitalist society meant that all those born poor would die poor, and there were systems kept in place so this happened. Marx added to this idea that ideologies are used to lie and distort, to keep going of the unfair systems.

Here would be an example..

Years and years ago a house would have only cost you £10,000- £30,000 to buy, now once you've paid for that house it's yours, however, if you die and don't leave this house to the next of kin, the government will try by all means possible to take that house from you. So then you have to prove that a certain person lived in that house, just so it can then be yours.

So the capitalists are there to stop you getting better things in life. Another thing is Industrialization, the working class work on a minimum wage to make products for the bourgeoisie who then sell to the working class, making this like some form of circle that will go on and on and on.

A Marxist would argue that the media is a big cause of why the higher class maintain their influence over the workers. If it wasn't for the media, the riots wouldn't have spread so much and caused as much as it did.
Stereotyping also comes into this, the working class accept the status quo and then act in their own interest, if I was to bring a functionalist view into this, they would say stereotyping causes them to go on to commit crime and deviance.

I know this all sounds patched up and not written well, but I'd like to leave on explaining meritocracy.

The working class are lead to believe that if they try hard, they will be rewarded, this is not the case, people in the working class have to earn their place in the hierarchy, this is just a myth the bourgeoisie put into place so that the poor stay poor and the rich stay rich.

Enjoy. ;D